Montag
A follower of something called “science,” he lives in the Moontagiverse. Probable Zionist Jew, certain Horowitzian white nationalist. When we disparage him, we call him “Monty.”
[Update: Monty was successfully driven from the driven from the site (perhaps from the internet) by FGFM's tireless search for Monty's personal information, and successful posting of the address of Montagnais' office on the internet. Another Hitchens Lover driven into hiding! The Hitchhunt proceeds apace. Original post Su:07:01:07:11:52. Read how Monty was justifiably shamed, and Ryan banned, here.]
Likelihood of being Hitchens in disguise: 48.6%.
seamus
Just another troll/would-be literary essayist in the thrall of The Watch. When it’s time to mock, he’s She-anus.
Likelihood of being Hitchens in disguise: 99.4% (According to Mark G on the Mic, 0%).
sHx
An unwanted visitor. A patron. A welcome visitor, but a complete fraud. What’s worse, a Kurd. If not a Kurd, surely a Zionist. Possibly both. Being watched and Hitchhunted very carefully, to be sure.
Likelihood of being Hitchens in disguise: 32.8%.
exhibit z
A true Hitchophants. Is often seen running hysterically through the streets shouting “I demand total war!” Would particularly like to see the destruction of Canada. Slight chance of really being Hitchens.
Likelihood of being Hitchens in disguise: 16.8%.
Mark
An insult to the name.
Likelihood of being Mark G in disguise: 100%.
Ryan
Don’t worry about him, TGIF and The Troglodyte took care of him real good.
Likelihood of being Hitchens in disguise: 0%. Not even the Popinjay would sink to the levels Ryan did in these comments. Praise the Canon that IDFMOSSAD has the patience to deal with such monsters. And only Sonic could deal out such swift, righteous justice.
